Tucker was the team captain but was stripped of it, and rightly so, he turned up on match day with a dreadful haircut - you couldn't have the captain looking like something that had been dragged through a hedge backwards. Tucker also models himeself on a short lived Rangers legend Bertie Bombscare, he also thought he was a footballer. Tucker speaks his mind much to the dismay of his team-mates. He stated that he was never in a losing side and his 10 minutes against Allandar didn't count. We have news for you Tuck, the 4-1 defeat to Invac was arranged so we didn't have to listen to you going on. Think about it, the sitters that both Frank and John missed that night were meant. Aims for next season: stop making bold predictions and find a decent barber.